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Click on the image to the right of a description below for more info or to buy.
Bumper Stickers
George W. Bush gives pubic hair a bad name.
$3.99
Douchebags for Bush!
$3.99
I banged your mom... AND I VOTE!
$3.99
YOUR HONOR STUDENT is in my trunk.
$3.99
Get your SPECIMEN BOTTLE away from my genitalia!
$3.99
Government Warning Labels
The following stickers are government warning labels that warn you about the government. Buy hundreds and stick them everywhere! For more, check down farther in our apparel section.
Full Text of the Warning
Large "government warning" label
$3.49
Get four warning labels and four jolly rogers for one low price!
$3.99
Other Stickers
Magnetic ribbons suck!
$3.49
Apparel
The pictured t-shirt is one example of our
low carb apparel. Click on the image to see a wide variety of apparel that will display your compatibility with the low-carb lifestyle to attractive individuals.
Prices vary.
To the left is one example of a wide variety of apparel featuring our "government warning" label (see above).
Prices vary.
